relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"The humans do it all the time, it means you’re a good boy." [x]

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messysouls:

alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

wow, sea stars are such a more logical name for those than starfish

messysouls:

alienbugbabe:

st0rmings:

lushmilk:

“oh yeah let’s go out today oh oops first i have to walk through this water with seastars ok” 

i’d just lie there in the water 

I’d love this actually

wow, sea stars are such a more logical name for those than starfish

ikilledalaska:

holy fucking mother of shit what is this precious bundle of cuteness

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my-wanderingthoughts:

laurazocca:

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

Yes

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voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

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hanbei-l-of-ransei:

Human?
Oh, hello, Human. Is this a greeting custom?
I can’t hold you as well….
Oh, hey! I didn’t know we were on camera!

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sixpenceee:

avabitch:


i wish this happened when i opened a packet of biscuits




CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME

sixpenceee:

avabitch:

i wish this happened when i opened a packet of biscuits

CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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